Mercat Octo-cocktails

I dare you to fathom out what is happening in this picture? You can't. It's a collection of different things all slapped together that I had to send in to a company to prove I could draw (after seeing my portfolio) a while back. These kind of free pitches are dead irritating, why can't they just trust my website. Plumbers & doctors don't have to do this so why should illustrators... one company actually used my roughs and didn't want to pay me at all. Trust no one!