Sketch of a dog with a funny head

My dog's got no nose.

Well how does it smell?

Awful.

I did a little biro sketch on the train the other day and I quite liked it so I coloured it in on a computer so that I could put it on here. I don't know what I was thinking as I absentmindedly doodled it, but the rest of the page was filled with pictures of rotting animals too. They were all pretty rubbish though.

Golden egg t-shirt

Grab your Euros and head over to Loviu.com to get yourself totally styled up with my T-shirt. I haven't seen them in real life yet but I did request the egg to be actual gold - well gold coloured. I don't know if they are but even if they're just yellow you can't go far wrong. So do me proud and buy it now.

Bear Thrills & the dangers of mushrooms

I'm not one to run away from ancient mushroom puns. In fact I feel it is my duty to bring them to the attention to a new generation. Besides, they're still comical as you can see in this panel from yesterday's Dandy's Bear Thrills. And talking of the Dandy make sure you vote (for me) in their survey - you never know you may win an ipod for your troubles.

Mini Gay Music Video

Well I've just done the finishing touches to the the nine new mini gay boyfriends and that'll be off up to Apple HQ later on today. So hopefully it'll get processed by the Apple store quickly and on the virtual shelves in a week or so. Please buy it and if you already own a copy, well done and be sure to update and get romancing your new mini gays once they're available.

Korky the cat goes speed dating

It's Wednesday so that means it's Dandy day. I haven't mentioned Korky the cat for a while but I'm particularly pleased with his speed dating Valentine's story in this week's issue. If you want to find out what happens and see if Korky finds sweet Valentine love you'll have to get yourself a copy.

There's no call for this

Is it today that's the real Chinese New Year? Was I premature? That's not like me at all. Well Happy New Year again. This is a detail from those sexy pants I did last year. I used to have a pet rabbit when I was little. I never touched it. I couldn't, it was so violent. My dad used to have to get it out of its hutch with the gardening gloves for protection when we had to clean it out. Never was there such relief in the Corbett household when it finally died and its reign of terror came to an end.

Year of the Rabbit

I remember the last year of the Rabbit, I was in Singapore for the celebrations. I remember buying an amazing rabbit sculpture. I wonder where that is.... Well happy new year - Gung Hay Fat Choy, I believe one says.