You've had hours of fun playing Mini Gay Boyfriend on your iPhone, now it's time for the lady version. Mini Gay Girlfriend is in the Apple Store now. Only 59p and to put that in perspective, it's less than buying a single bag of crisps at a service station.
Buy it now and I don't care if you're a man or even straight.
Being the illustrator extraordinaire and wondrous wordsmith that I am, I will endeavor to entertain you through the pages of this blog. I am still not sure if there will be any point to my ramblings but I feel that it has to be done so I am doing it. May God have mercy on all our adorable souls.