Monkey Love Records is now as good a place as any to get your hands on my Kitten Parasite book. There's not many left though so get them while you can. Here's a taste of what to expect within those fantastic pages...
As if the weight of the world were not enough
This poor kitty has it twice as tough
Made victim of such insidious harm
Of jokes about hunches and Notre Dame
And all the while her tormentor dines
Sucking on blood and fluids from the spine.