Free books

 Both my books are free this weekend as I shamelessly cash in on the Halloween market - except seeing as they're free I'm not making any cash which luckily enough is how I operate normally.

Click here for 'Squire McIntyre's Travelling Mythical Petting Zoo - The Ghosts of Clatterwick Castle'

and here for 'Kitten Parasites - A Poetical Catalogue of Feline Infestation'. Kitten Parasites only works on a colour Kindle or on the Kindle App.

Hope you like them and I'd appreciate a great review. Lie if you have to (you won't have to).

Squire McIntyre's Travelling Mythical Petting Zoo is free for Hallowe'en

I've made my book free on the Kindle store for a couple of days. Hopefully I'll garner a few reviews or maybe get seen my a mover & shaker in the publishing world. If you want to grab the Squire McIntyre while it's free click here. I'd like to know what you think of it.

Happy Easter

Happy Easter everyone! I couldn't find a picture of an Easter chicken but I do have plenty of pictures of cockatrices. Which reminds me. A perfect read for long weekend would be my Squire McIntyre book - it's got a cockatrice in it. Nip over to Amazon now and download yourself a copy.

Squire McIntyre's Travelling Mythical Petting Zoo

I'm so over illustrating. I've decided writing is the way forward. And to that end (I don't think you're supposed to start a sentence with 'and) I'd proudly like to present to you loyal blog readers my first book.

It's available for your E-Reader from Amazon and it only costs around £3. Don't worry there are a few pictures in it but the story should go down well with the 9-11 demographic as the all the publishers that rejected me, soullessly told me.

If you like ghosts, mythical beasts and a healthy mix of adventure and humour then this is the story for you. It's set in the merrie days of the Elizabethan era too, so give it a go if you're a fan of historical fiction too.

I am dead proud of this endeavour and I hope you'll like it too. Please download and read and let me know what you think.

Mushroom Cavern

I'm trying to convert the Squire McIntyre novel into an e-book this weekend. Well I was until I discovered I was a few illustrations short. I'm just rectifying that.

Here's a scene when our characters find a bone in a mysterious cave. You really need to read this book.

If you want to get involved with the Squire and find out when I manage to get the book out there you can with ease, by liking the Squire McIntyre Facebook page.