Free books

 Both my books are free this weekend as I shamelessly cash in on the Halloween market - except seeing as they're free I'm not making any cash which luckily enough is how I operate normally.

Click here for 'Squire McIntyre's Travelling Mythical Petting Zoo - The Ghosts of Clatterwick Castle'

and here for 'Kitten Parasites - A Poetical Catalogue of Feline Infestation'. Kitten Parasites only works on a colour Kindle or on the Kindle App.

Hope you like them and I'd appreciate a great review. Lie if you have to (you won't have to).

Aaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! My eyes!!!

Aaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! My eyes!!!

Squire McIntyre's Travelling Mythical Petting Zoo

I'm so over illustrating. I've decided writing is the way forward. And to that end (I don't think you're supposed to start a sentence with 'and) I'd proudly like to present to you loyal blog readers my first book.

It's available for your E-Reader from Amazon and it only costs around £3. Don't worry there are a few pictures in it but the story should go down well with the 9-11 demographic as the all the publishers that rejected me, soullessly told me.

If you like ghosts, mythical beasts and a healthy mix of adventure and humour then this is the story for you. It's set in the merrie days of the Elizabethan era too, so give it a go if you're a fan of historical fiction too.

I am dead proud of this endeavour and I hope you'll like it too. Please download and read and let me know what you think.

Ghost Pets

This was a rejected idea for a company working on a brilliant device. I'll explain more when it's out and I'm NDA free but it could have been so amazing. I'll be following it's progress with interest when it's out and see how their route goes. After presenting this I received the best email of my career (since the Greedy Ghost incident) :

"We asked for cute pets but instead you've sent over a load of dead animals." It's like they hadn't seen my oeuvre at all.

More cat ghosts

Why do I bare cats such ill will? I don't really but I am fascinated by their nine lives and it's a theme I often (subconsciously) return too. But this one I notice is losing just eight, unless the final phantom is on the other side.